Letters to Penthouse XIII

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Jim owned so many of these framed posters that there was no room to hang another in his Greenwich Village townhouse. Just because these desperate housewives spend their time in the kitchen doesn't mean they don't need someone to bake their pies too. Jim bore an unsettling resemblance to Lurch, the Addams Family butler, and laughed about as much, which was a good thing, as his gravely guffaw was blood-chilling, like the clanking of rusty chains. There was a group of us there, boys and girls, who’d been friends for no other reason than we lived close to each other in the military family housing area where my dad was stationed. I’m a good-looking, 19-year-old guy, and my girlfriend is an 18-year-old nude model and cheerleader for an SEC powerhouse.

She stole all my cocaine and the next day her boyfriend came to my office and beat me up and I got fired.

In their letters to Penthouse magazine America's hottest forum for contemporary sexual issues, people reveal stories that will make you squirm in delight. By the end of my first week at Penthouse I had taken Jim out to lunch once for crepes and martinis at The Magic Pan and twice at Mary’s, a bare-bones, fluorescent-lit joint that served unseasoned food and oversized, very strong drinks, and I still had no idea of what my editorial duties would be. Eventually we just scrapped the whole thing and I drove her home, a two-hour trip, in total silence. At a drinking contest on the beach one day, I met a girl named Kimmi, and she was gorgeous ‘ blond, tan, possessing breasts and attractive legs. You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie preferences, as described in the Cookie notice.

When David finished reading, he went on to read a few others, but that one stuck with me because it was the first. Robert had thoughtfully selected and marked up the next issue’s letters; using the tip of his thumb and index finger, and trying not to make a face, he fastidiously pulled out a few letters from the envelope to show me what to do. Robert was officially the entertainment editor; I guess entertainment encompassed the dubious sex advice doled out by Xaviera Hollander in her Ask the Happy Hooker column.Penthouse readers know these sexy seductresses are experienced, insatiable and they don't play games. Hachette Book Group is a leading book publisher based in New York and a division of Hachette Livre, the third-largest publisher in the world. Jim spent lunch lecturing me on the evils of Guccione, Hefner, and the entire Penthouse advertising staff, and almost convinced me that if it were left up to him, Penthouse would have the editorial integrity of The New Republic. Most purchases from business sellers are protected by the Consumer Contract Regulations 2013 which give you the right to cancel the purchase within 14 days after the day you receive the item. Marvel as they beat cheating spouses at their own game-where the planning is almost as much delicious fun as the payoff.